A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering

Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder . . . A Beginner's Guide to Breaking and Entering is a gripping thriller about what it's like to be young, skilled, unemployed - and on the run. 'Fantastic' Zoe Ball 'Madly fun and exciting' Lisa Jewell ‘Who knew murder could be so funny. A joyous read from start to finish. I loved it!’ Claire Mackintosh 'Witty, dazzling and incredibly addictive' Jenny Colgan ‘A bloody brilliant, fantastic book ... I’m bereft now I’ve finished it’ Philippa Perry 'It’s laugh-out-loud funny, proceeding at a pace that makes it almost impossible to put down.' Sunday Times 'Smart, satirical, knowledgable, accurate, punchy, laugh out loud funny, surprising, shocking, thought provoking ... Loved it.' Matt Chorley, The Times Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder. My name is Al. I live in wealthy people's second homes while their real owners are away. I don’t rob them, I don’t damage anything… I’m more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal. Life is good. Or it was - until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead. And now … now we’re in a great deal of trouble.